By way of tracidee 

1. What is your favorite word?
oh, too many to count--right now?  bellicose?

2. What is your least favorite word?
not a word, but any time someone adds an "s" to a word that is neither a plural nor a possessive (My moms, laters, good byes...)

3. What turns you on?
finding joy in small, mundane things

4. What turns you off?
close mindedness

5. What sound or noise do you love?
children playing on a playground, birds singing in the trees

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
car alarms that never seem to stop

7. What is your favorite curse word?
???  I am fond of curse words that aren't--fudge, freaking, etc.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
baker/caterer/chef (really, this was plan B if I hated being a librarian, to go to culinary school...)

9. What profession would you not like to do?
I think I would probably be the world's worst race car driver...I have no sense of space, and I tend to have horrible reflexes, so I think I would crash and burn, assuming I was going in the right direction to start with.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Everyone is welcome here...